Secrete Agent Somms | Wine Humor Apparel

Shaken, stirred, and slightly tipsy—meet the elite agents of the Somm Cartel. This shirt drops you into a world where Cabernet comes with a silencer and Merlot missions end with explosions... and cheese pairings. Armed with corkscrews and charisma, these undercover sommeliers don’t just save the world—they decant it. Perfect for wine lovers with a license to spill and fans of covert sipping ops. Slip into this tee and join the most dangerous drinking club on the planet. Warning: Apparel may cause sudden urges to wear sunglasses at night and pair wine with danger. 🍷🕶️ #SommCartel #SipAndDestroy #WineOps

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US